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It was getting late. I was knackered.

I looked over at Joe. He looked knackered too.

Luckily for us we could see our home for the night. Joe had it programmed into his SatNav.

The lights were on so we kept walking.

The moors were cold. The village seemed colder.

But, there it was. That familiar smell of beer and cigarettes and the muffled voices within.

“Is that it?”, I asked.

Joe looked at the sign then at the scrap of paper he got from his pocket.

“Yup.”

The Creaking Door – Free House

So, in we went.

A welcoming looking bar ahead and a cheery looking landlord – possibly fond of a tipple or two of his own stock.

Hanging our coats up on a stand near the roaring open fire, Joe and I got a couple of pints and made ourselves known to the landlord as tonight’s guests in the upstairs rooms.

We settled at a table not far from the fire. Whilst there we sampled some more local ale ate some hearty meat pies, rustled up in the kitchen.

Somewhere around 11, Joe and I were just wondering about why “The Creaking Door”.

We soon found out….

…but that would be way too easy.

“We can’t. It’s madness!”

“Let’s hit them before they hit us!”

“They started it.”

“A pre-emptive strike is what’s needed.”

“Too many deaths – can we minimise the impact on civilians?”

The Operations Room was filled with the various shouts from those gathered there.

Then, one single voice from the newcomer stood at the edge of the room.

“Do it.”

Simple. Short.

Those in the room stood to attention.

A military officer holding a phone simply said, “Yes, Mr President”, then voiced into the mouthpiece.

“Gamma 5 – Papa Bear says go”

“Repeat, Papa Bear says go”

Do you remember that time in P.E. when Johnny Escott made us crawl through the mud on our hands and knees?

Yes.

Do you remember me having my shoes confiscated in maths for kicking Chandler up the backside?

Yes.

Do you remember the field trip to London when we were supposed to be at the Henry Moore exhibition but we bunked off to a hologram shop in Covent Garden instead?

Yes.

Did you remember to put the bins out last night?

Erm…

Did you remember to send off the meter readings?

Ah, umm….

Do you remember where the car keys are?

*sigh*

Different times…different memory?

Long I’d wandered along this path.
Not yet knowing where I go.
Not yet knowing what I will find.
Nor actually having a desire to know.

You could say that I ran from my past.
You could say that I ran from my life.
You could say that I ran just because.
Because I cannot deal with the strife.

I was a soldier, you see.
And a good one too.
Yet, I could kill no more.
I’d done far too much to undo.

Advancing through France
We were getting far too bold.
Town after town
And killing them cold.

Yet, it was a turn in the road that got me to stop.
A simple twist yet not like another.
For after that turn
Is where I found my brother.

Long since dead.
Body struck still.
My brother’s face grotesque
From the pain of the kill.

I threw down my gun
And ran through the town.
Crossing through rivers
No cares if I drown.

Luckily for me
My legs did the walking.
For when the coast I reached
It was English they were talking.

Swept up in the rush
I found myself afloat.
Heading home to England
On an English boat.

What I will do once there?
I know not.
My dreams will be haunted
From the thoughts of my brother, shot.

“Christ, they’re good.”

“Over here, through the hedge.”

Josh looked and sure enough there was a gap he and Simon could get through. As he looked, Simon leapt through the gap followed by a muffled grunt.

“S’okay, mate. Come on”

With the reassurance from his friend, Josh followed through the hedge.

He found himself almost pressed up against the wall of a small brick building. Simon was gesturing to him from his right.

“Over here, Josh.”, Simon said, still gesturing.

Joining Simon, Josh could see the reason for the call over. There was a door, but the padlock was missing from the hasp and staple intended to secure it.
Josh was cold. He and Simon had been on the run for almost three days now. Any shelter was better than none. He nodded to Simon who grabbed the door handle and opened the door.

From outside, they both peered in. There were no discernible windows so it took a few seconds for them to see anything. It was only a small building but it was large enough to accommodate two wooden chairs, a small table and a fireplace. There was even a mantelpiece above the fireplace and perched atop were some candle stubs.

Simon stepped through the doorway, pulled out his Zippo from his pocket and lit two candles. It was edging towards dusk so even just two candles was enough to throw a warming light in the building.

Before he followed SImon into the building, Josh looked around across from where he stood. He could see no other buildings, just more hedge and the large open field the building was in.

Once inside he pushed the door closed. As originally thought there were no windows in the building, or perhaps, he thought, the hut. Oddly, but very welcome, there was a basket of logs, kindling and paper next to the fireplace. However, even better was that there was a fire built and ready to be lit.

“It can’t hurt, can it?”, Simon asked.

“Do it, Si. I’m bloody froze.”

Simon’s trusty Zippo soon found some paper and dry kindling to take flame. With a little “cub scout” magic the fire took and the fireplace crackled into life bringing with it the energising warmth and extra light the two men needed.

They both removed their small backpacks and rummaged around inside them. Then, sitting at the small table they laid out what little edible resources they had; two Double Deckers, some gum, a half eaten flapjack and two slices of Simon’s Mum’s rich fruit cake. Both men had some water. The only other possessions of note were some spare, dry socks and a sleeping bag each.

“Ok, Si, let’s have a bite to eat and see if we can catch some shut eye”, said Josh, “I’ll take first watch”.

Simon didn’t need telling twice. He eagerly devoured a Double Decker, removed his coat and shoes then enthusiastically got into his sleeping bag and lay between the front wall where the door was and to the right of the fire. Within seconds, he was asleep.

True to his word, Josh kept watch and kept the fire built up. He and Simon swapped over during the night, yet they both awoke in the morning with the fire just embers. Sleep got the better of them.

Packing up their few belongings, the two men left the hut and ventured back out through the gap hedge, after each answering “nature’s call” at the back of the hut. Not entirely sure where they were they continued up the road where they had been heading the day before.

Up ahead was a turn in the road where the hunters waited…

Rounding the corner, the two friends stopped. They’d seen the black BMWs and the hunters waiting. They looked at each other then turned to run back only to see that there were two more hunters.

“STOP! You have been hunted. The game is over”

“Balls…”, is all Simon could say.

Later that day, after we’d all been bundled off in the cars to be debriefed I sat with a nice warm cup of tea after being freshly showered.

I always hate this bit as I usually get tipped off in my earpiece about ensuring the camera is running in order to capture the end. So, I knew Josh and Simon were surrounded but I had to let it happen.

After all, being a cameraman is about making great TV.

A Hereford Writer’s Circle night prompt (from a postcard picture)

The Church is my mind.
The aisles my neural pathways.
The congregation my thoughts.
The nave my consciousness.
The pulpit my concentration.

The pulpit is empty.

What was I saying?

A Hereford Writer’s Circle prompt.

>It’s not for the lulz

>No, but it’s a strike at The Man

>It’s a direct strike at The Man

>We are ANONYMOUS. We have no fear

>No, but we have families and jobs. The Man has guns

>Just send them the tools. Let them do it

>Yes

>Yes, let them do it

–Some time later–

>It’s started

>The opening salvo

>The Arab Spring has sprung

>It starts with one

>WE ARE ANONYMOUS

A Hereford Writer’s Circle night prompt.

1985.
Lino.
Jumbo laces.
Sports jacket & trackies.

First the helicopter. Then the worm.
The beats of the music feeling familiar.

Time to pop.

Move over George, I’m coming through.

Just in time for Grandmaster Flash!

“Don’t push me cos I’m close to the edge. I’m trying not to lose my head.”

There, finally done it.

Over to you, Moggy.

Maybe Rockit! will come next…

I wonder if the batteries will last long enough?

It’s the same damn thing every weekend.

After yet another week of the zombie-like crawl to and from work he makes me do the hour long journey to his mother’s house every bloody Saturday.

It’s a crappy journey. Deep into the countryside where the roads are small, full of pot holes, usually wet and just plain dull.

I like variety. I like the thrill of a nice open road and zooming off to destinations unknown.

I don’t like the trudge to her house. When we get there I’m never welcomed. I’m usually left cold and outside the conversations.

I just have to wait patiently until I’m needed.

If I’m lucky the visit is short but generally we have to ‘pop’ to the supermarket so he can get her groceries and various supplies. Rarely does she come with us. Yet, if she does, it’s mostly silent with not even the radio on.

I honestly believe that when it’s time to leave her house and we’re heading back that the Sun brightens and it feels warmer – if there is still daylight, that is. Sometimes it’s late when we leave.

I don’t want to be awkward, but I really hate it. If I cause him too much hassle he’ll ditch me. I’m not his first. He rid himself of his last. And the one before.

I guess I’ll just have to keep on keeping on; at least until his lustful eyes linger elsewhere and my time comes.

I’m faithful, reliable and loyal, but I don’t have, perhaps, what he wants for much longer.

I don’t have DAB, GPS or parking sensors or anything like that. Besides, I’m sure I saw him eyeing up a red Volkswagen the other day.

The clock is ticking… or should I say the odometer is?

She looked at the red button…

 Theresa had harboured suspicions for quite some time. All the late evenings at work. The tiredness. The seeming lack of interest in any romance with her.

“In our bed!”, she shouted, although nobody was around to hear her.

The only proof she needed was on the floor in front of her. Just by her side of the bed.

She looked at the red button. It was small.

Looks like it’s off a blouse, she thought, that dirty bastard probably ripped her blouse open there and then and thrust himself at her before getting down to their filthy business on my fucking bed!

She bent down, picked up the button, then stood holding it in the palm of her hand. Her mind was racing with images of her friends and whether she could ever recall any of them wearing a blouse with red buttons. A bit of a long shot. Luckily nobody sprung to mind.

“I bet it was that slut Jemma from his office. She’s always giving him the eye.”, she muttered.

She headed downstairs to the kitchen where she placed the little red button on the kitchen counter. Turning to the fridge, she pulled open the door and reached in for the part-full bottle of Chardonnay she knew lurked within. Placing a glass on the counter next to the all-important little red disc of plastic, she filled it with what remained of the wine.

As she drank from the glass, her eyes didn’t leave the red button. She was wondering how such a small, innocuous piece of plastic could be the key to essentially bringing down her safe little world.

Theresa and James had been married for twelve years. They didn’t have children. It was a conscious decision by both of them. She didn’t want kids because she was scared what it would do to her body. Part of her now wondered whether it wasn’t that James didn’t want kids, but that he didn’t want kids with her.

They married young by today’s standards. They were both twenty-four with a month between them. Everything had seemed fine until a few months ago. She’d noticed that James seemed a little distracted and perhaps a little withdrawn, but attributed it to the long hours at work, though there was always a hint of suspicion. Now she doubted that there were long hours…at work anyway. She shuddered; the implication was he’d been cheating on her for months.

One word was ever-present in her mind : why?

Theresa considered herself attractive and possibly younger-looking than her thirty-six years. She was certainly able to garner attention from the men wherever she went. So it puzzled her about why James would cheat on her. She was affectionate, successful at work and easy to get along with.

What could some home-wrecking slut have that I can’t offer him?, she asked herself.

This was a question she would ask him when he came back from snooker with Steve. He finished a couple of hours earlier than her on Fridays so had recently started spending the time down at the social club with his pal Steve from work, playing snooker and having a couple of pints. Sometimes Steve would come back with James and Steve’s wife Linda would meet them and the two couples would order a takeaway and perhaps watch a DVD or sit, drink and chat. Tonight was one of those nights, so she was wondering how to choose her moment to confront James.

She didn’t have to wait long. She heard his key in the door accompanied by the loud banter of the the two men as they entered the house. They were arguing about whether Steve had hit the yellow whilst trying to pot a red.

The walked into the kitchen.

“Alright, Love!”, said James as he spotted Theresa.

“Hey, Sneezer!”, chirped Steve.

He often used this nickname for her. The first time James had introduced her to Steve she had some kind of allergic reaction to the smell of Steve’s aftershave and she couldn’t stop sneezing. And of course, it sounded a little like Theresa.

She was about to give a measured kind of response, as she was still quite undecided about how to handle the situation.

Then she saw it. Her already confounded brain was running through a list of innocent scenarios, but discounting them almost as quickly as she could think them up.

As incredulous as it may seem, it appeared it could be true.

She’d noticed that Steve was missing a button on his shirt. Dropping her gaze to the counter she looked at the red button, then back at Steve’s shirt.

She was certain the button belonged to Steve………..